《《牧童》小学古诗》
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1、告白法:你看,咱俩一医生,一护士,一孤男,一寡女,绝配!二婚头怎么了,我有房无贷,离异无孩,再加上我快要到手的副教授头衔。(谷超华向美小护表白)
2、记得当年我们宿舍小林有意报考主任研究生的时候,除了考试,还要对着镜子观察自己是否站有站相坐有坐相,我们逗他:“你肯定不行,因为你长一副三角眼。”最终他真因为那对拿不准的三角眼而放弃报考。“相由心生。”主任挑学生,比挑老婆还挑剔。
3、You have to consider the possibility that god does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you.
4、Advertising has its taste in cars and clothes. Working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history. No purpose or place. We have no great war, no great depression. Our great war's a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars. But we won't. We're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
5、什么五十个儿子啊,有人生了五十个儿子啊?那就不是天命地命了,整个儿一皇帝命!
6、什么五十个儿子啊,有人生了五十个儿子啊?那就不是天命地命了,整个儿一皇帝命!
7、功课一:走进一间房,四面都是墙,抬头见老鼠,低头见蟑螂。功课二:昨日作诗无一首,今天作诗泪两行,天天作诗天天瘦,提起笔来唤爹娘。功课三:门前一只狗,在啃肉骨头,又来一只狗,双双打破头。
8、Do not you have other thing to do?
9、That old saying,how you always hurt the one you love? Well,it works both ways.
10、你一声不啃真的是让我又一次的要被你急死了。
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