《沈腾经典幽默句子》
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1、世界末日来之前，你会选择死在哪里?这儿还是耶格里?
2、诺曼博士，我叫露西，我看过所有你关于人脑的研究，还不成熟，但是研究方向是对的。
3、逃跑的第一法则就是不要跑，用走的。如果我穿着这双鞋跑步，鞋会跑掉的。
4、好好一张五筒脸，给拍成白饼了。
5、你能改写吗?开发这东西的人比我稍微聪明一点，就一点。
6、分手大师经典台词
7、我不会介意的。
8、That guy,looks exactly like a villain named "EL Macho" from about 20 years ago.he was ruthless, he was dangerous and as the name implies very macho! He had the reputation of committing heists just using his bare hands! But like all the greats, El Macho was gone too soon. He died in the most macho way possible: jumping out of a plane, with 250 pounds of dynamite strapped to his chest, while riding a shark straight into the mouth of an active volcano!It was glorious.Yeah,sounds like EL Macho's pretty dead?They never found the body.Oh,no.All that was ever retrieved,was a pile,pf singed chest hair.That face!It has got to be El Macho.
9、其实你那么漂亮，请我做什么都可以。
10、Learing’s always a painful process.
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